Toast 'Em Bride

TOAST'EM BRIDE
-the toast'em boys-

I was walking east on Toast'em Boulevard
I saw the Toast'em girl standing in her Toast'em yard
I said, " I 've got to have her ; she will be my Toast'em bride ! "
Just then her Toast'em lover summoned her inside  

I WILL GET HER
SHE WILL BE MY 
TOAST'EM BRIDE (my) TOAST'EM BRIDE

I called her number on the Toast'em telephone
Just then to my dismay her boy picked up the phone
I said, " I 've got to have her ; she will be my Toast'em bride !! "
He said,"I saw you today and, man, you'd better hiiiiide!"

I WILL GET HER
SHE WILL BE MY 
TOAST'EM BRIDE (my) TOAST'EM BRIDE

I saw them across a crowded bar
The bartender said,"I think you've gone a bit too far! 
Joey (her boyfriend) is out to skin your hide!!!"
Just then Joey picked me up and carried me outside
So I  jumped him  and I punched him  and I  kicked him  and I 
choked him  I  sliced him  and  killed him  MURDER! DEATH!

Just then the Toast'em bride came running to the scene
She said,"hey, hansome Toast'em boy, you're the guy for me."
I took her to the Toast'em church and carried her inside
I said, " I had to have you ; now you are my Toast'em bride "<*?*>

I HAVE GOT HER
SHE IS NOW MY
TOAST'EM BRIDE (my) TOAST'EM BRIDE

I HAVE GOT HER
SHE IS NOW MY
TOAST'EM BRIDE 

I HAVE GOT HER
SHE IS NOW MY

I HAVE GOT HER                                            yaaaaaaauuuuuugh!