Tipsy Toad

TIPSY TOAD
Words and Music by Kevin Stevenson
Concept inspired by the legendary Rock band: Gypsy Rose (Bostons dirty boys)

A little frog joined a fad
Played guitar, but he had
A little too much to drink
A little too much to drink

He thought he was so hip and cool
Everyone thought he was a fool
Why didn't he stop and think?
Why didn't he stop and think?

Everybody laughs and laughs and laughs at
Tipsy Toad (Tipsy toad)
Tipsy Toad (Tipsy Toad)
Bostons dirty amphibian

Black dye streaks his pretty curls
He wants money, he wants girls
Is that all that there is in the music biz?

He walks around-nose in the air
"I'm the best both far and near"
P-A-R-T-Y
You can't jump very high
When your heart ain't in your music

Tipsy Toad (Tipsy toad)
Tipsy Toad (Tipsy Toad)
Bostons dirty amphibian

TIPSY TOAD WAS CROSSING
A VERY BUSY STREET
HE WAS TOO DRUNK 
TO SEE THE TRUCK
AND NOW HE IS DEAD MEAT!