There's A Big Giant Thing In My Yard

THERE'S A BIG, GIANT THING IN MY YARD
Words by Scott Pittman 
Music by Scott Pittman and Gary Oberlin

There's a big, giant thing in my yard
and I don't know what it is.
If you know, tell me what it is.
There's a big, giant thing in my yard.

I gotta pick up some glue
but I think that the store is closed.
I wish I knew the number.
I wish I had a phone.

Thing's just don't seem to be O.K.; nothing ever seems to work or fit in thi

There's something wrong with my car.
It's been making quite an awful noise.
It's been runnin' just a little bit funny
and I think that it's kinda broke.

If you think that you're gonna starve
get yourself a bucket o' paint.
Paint yourself a picture of food.
Eat it and you'll be O.K.