Suckin on Subway Seats

Suckin` on Subway Seats
Words and Music by Scott Pittman

I walked in to the subway; what did I see?
A child with his mouth upon the train seats 
His mother oblivious to what was going on at the time
didn't say a thing so I said:

Suckin' on subway seats,Jeese!!!
Don't do that, you're gonna catch a disease!

His mother turned around and said,"Hey, what's this"
"That is my kid; why don't you watch your own biz?"
She pulled him close to her and started hugging him
and KISSED him but I tried to warn them, saying:

Suckin' on subway seats,Jeese!!!
Don't do that, you're gonna catch a disease!

You're gonna catch a disease!!!

Most adults hate the subway; that includes me.
Little kids love it. Hell! they get in for free.
But when I see them put their mouths on everything,
though they're cute, I gotta yell, I gotta scream, Hey!!!

Suckin' on subway seats,Jeese!!!
Don't do that, you're gonna catch a disease!