Scotty Wake Up

Scotty, wake up !
By Kevin Stevenson

Scotty, wake up; I want to record.
I was waiting, and then I got bored.
So I came downstairs to sing you this song.

I was going to sing about Bill
but I had a lot of time to kill.
So I finished this song by myself.

Wake up.

Wake up; I'm sick of this.
At least wake up to take a piss.
Do something or you'll soon be dead... 
...if you don't get the fuck out of bed.