No It Ain't

NO IT AIN'T
Words and Music by Peter Bufano

I went back to see an old duck.
I wanted to tell her I was having bad luck.
But, when I told her about my story and she opened her mouth,
It wasn't a quack that was coming out!

If you go down to the combat zone
to try and find a duck that you can call your own,
don't get your hopes up; you never can tell.
That ain't no duck, no way in hell!

Sometimes a duck is not a duck

This is the story about when a duck's not a duck.
And when a duck ain't a duck, you're in bad luck.

Why, just the other day I tried to take a picture of a duck and
when I looked to see the picture I found out that it was not a duck.
It was not a duck.
NADA DUCK

Sometimes a duck is not a duck.