Is a Duck a Duck

IS A DUCK A DUCK?
WORDS AND MUSIC BY KEVIN STEVENSON

(Cm - Gm - Ab - Bb)

I SAW AN ANIMAL THE OTHER DAY.
I HAD TO STOP AND TURN AWAY TO THINK.
THESE DAYS, YOU NEVER CAN TELL;
IS THAT A DUCK, OR IS IT JUST AN ELEPHANT IN DIGUISE
PLAYING GAMES AND TRICKS ON BOTH MY EYES?
OR COULD IT BE A MOUSE OR A RAT OR SOUTH AFRICAN BAT?

I DON'T KNOW.
TELL ME, TELL ME; IS A DUCK A DUCK?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID JUST THEN?
YOUR RIGHT; I ASKED HIM,"WHOSE YOUR FAVOITE BAND."
HE SAID,"I SUPPOSE...I GUESS MY FAVOITE BAND IS GYPSY ROSE."

I LOOKED HIM IN THE EYES AND THEN I LOOKED DEEPER INSIDE!
I COULDN'T SEE THE TRUTH, BUT THEN, I COULDN'T SEE A LIE!
HE COULD BE A LIZARD OR A CHICKEN IN DIGUISE,
OR, MAYBE JUST A LION LYING RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES!

THEN AGAIN, IT WOULD BE A WASTE 
TO SEE A DUCK WITH SUCH DISGUSTING TASTE.
WHAT COULD IT BE IN THIS WORLD?
MAYBE IT'S A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL.

I DON'T KNOW.
TELL ME, TELL ME...
IS A DUCK A DUCK???