Dog

DOG
words and music by Peter  Bufano
lead vocals: Pete  /  moronic vocals: Scott  /  high operatic vocal: Bernie
Jamie the Zodiac Killer: Kevin

I know a dog about two foot high
I found her dead and it made me cry
Homicide on the coroner's sheet
The Zodiac Killer is on the street

My dog got killed by a serial killer
He stabbed her twice, he made her cry
(Barracuda)

I know a man named "Dirty Bill"
He lives in a house on garbage hill
He never took a bath and he never will
Oy! Foy! Dirty Bill!

My dog got killed by a serial killer
He stabbed her twice, he made her cry
(Mazuma-Mazuma)

Kills like a machine
Keeps the moving parts clean
Just look at that sheen
You know what I mean
"Eyes, throat, stomach, turn, up, heart, dead!!!"
I know a dog about two foot one
He is dead, but he's still 'lot of fun
He takes the ball and he goes out to play
If you want to take the car to go ridin' next Sunday

I just started singing a Who song
My dog got killed by a serial killer
He stabbed her twice, He made her cry  (Barracuda)
He kicked her head and now she's dead (Mazuma-Mazuma)
He broke her tail and made her wail (Bazooka?)
He broke her arm she bought the farm (Maroooka!?)
He punched my mother in the face (Robbit! Leave the dog alone, Robbit.)
And now I am Tewksbury's disgrace (That's what's 'xactly I'm sayin')
He broke her paw and made her gnaw (Don't let my underwear fall off)
Yeah, aw noktbleg ahgatrhr trumfitfrooot (You live in a what?)
wholenineyardsman (Look at that ankshint nukular device)
 etc...(Look! Super dum-dum man.)
 (I think I'll get some con at the hus races)
(That's what makes me have to do drugs)
(I'm the best both far and near)

(c) 1992 Peter Bufano