A Cowboy Needs a Horse

A COWBOY NEEDS A HORSE
(TRADITIONAL COWBOY SONG-MUTILATED BY SCOTT PITTMAN)

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And a cowboy needs a horse
And a cowboy needs a hat
And a cowboy needs a rope
If he wants to keep-a-ridin' along

And a cowboy needs a fridge
To keep his beer nice and cold
And a cowboy needs a microwave oven with automatic timer
If he wants to keep-a-ridin' along

And a cowboy needs a quadraphonic sound system with dolby unit
And a cowboy needs a Xerox machine and a blender and a jacuzi
And a cowboy needs a Jeep and a Cadillac and a Ferrari
If he wants to keep-a-ridin' along

And a cowboy needs a ranch with a king sized bed
with his gal on it (if you know what I mean)(heh  heh)
And a cowboy needs a pool and a helicopter and some stocks
And a cowboy needs some spurs that jingle jangle jingle
If he wants to keep-a-ridin' along

And a cowboy needs a cow named Bessy with a big, black spot on the side
And a cowboy needs a whole big brace of quack, quack, quackin' ducks
And a cowboy needs a GUN!!!    k

And a cowboy needs a guitar
And a cowboy needs a cowgirl to doesy-doe with. (get on over here, Andrea)
And a cowboy needs a dog