Lyrics for The Toast'Em Trilogy
Copyright 1986-1990 Duck Duck/The Toast'Em Boys
Toast'Em Boy
I went into the store and I saw me a box
I was so impressed that I invested in the stock
Toast'Em pop tarts delightfully wholesome (pastry snacks pastry snacks)
Each flakey morsel has a flavor-sealed pack
I stared at the Toast'Em boy as long as I could (long as I could, long as I
could)
Somehow I wished I looked that good (looked that good, looked that good)
I saw the Toast'Em boy looking at me
He said "I could be you, and you could be me!"
Toast'Em Boy Toast'Em Boy I wish I could be the Toast'Em Boy
I saw the Toast'Em Boy reaching out his hand
He called me into the Toast'Em land
I saw the Toast'Em Boy reaching for me
He said "I could be you, and you could be me!"
I saw my mother coming back from the store (back from the store, back from the store)
She saw the Toast'Em Boy who was going out the door (out the door, out the door)
He said "If you're looking for your son, he's on the countertop"
And then she saw my face on the Toast'Em box
Toast'Em Boy
Toast'Em Boy
I am now the Toast'Em Boy
TOAST'EM MOSH!!!
She didn't believe me and she threw me away
I stayed in the rubbish 'til garbage day
The garbage man came and I saw his truck
I knew I was in for some very bad luck
He grabbed the barrel and he threw me in (threw me in, threw me in)
And he heard my voice calling hime (calling him, calling him)
"You could be famous, don't you see? I could be you, and you could be me!"
Toast'Em Boy
Toast'Em Boy
I was once the Toast'Em Boy
Toast'Em Bride
I was walking east on Toast'Em Boulevard
I saw the Toast'Em girl standing in her Toast'Em yard
I said "I've got to have her, she will be my Toast'Em Bride!"
Just then her Toast'Em lover summoned her inside
I (I) will (will) get (get) her
She (she) will (will) be (be)
My Toast'Em Bride (my) Toast'Em Bride
I will get her she will be my Toast'Em Bride
I called her number on the Toast'Em telephone
Just then to my dismay her boy picked up the phone
I said "I've got to have her, she will be my Toast'Em Bride!"
He said "I saw you today so man, you'd better hide"
I (I) will (will) get (get) her
She (she) will (will) be (be)
My Toast'Em Bride (my) Toast'Em Bride
I will get her she will be my Toast'Em Bride
I saw them across a crowded bar
The bartender said "I think you've gone a bit too far.
Joey, (her boyfriend) is out to skin your hide!!!"
Just then Joey, picked me up and carried me outside
So I PUNCHED HIM
and I KICKED HIM
and I KILLED HIM
and I SLICED HIM
and I JUMPED HIM
and CHOKED HIM.
MURDER. DEATH!
Just then the Toast'Em Bride came running to the scene
She said, "hey handsome Toast'Em Boy, you're the guy for me!"
I took her to the Toast'Em church and I carried her inside
I said "I had to have you, now you are my Toast'Em Bride"
I (I) have (have) got (got) her (her)
She (she) is (is) now (now)
My Toast'Em Bride (my) Toast'Em Bride
I have got her she is now my Toast'Em Bride
Toast'Em Revenge
WE WILL COME TONIGHT
Listen here and you shall see
I will get revenge for what you've done to me
I am going after that avid punk
who turned me into a TOAST'EM DRUNK
Whe I find him I will flog him
REVENGE
We'll come tonight
REVENGE
"It's outta sight"
REVENGE
We'll kill tonight
REVENGE
We'll fly a KITE
I saw him sitting on a shelf in a grocery store
I saw him strut accross that
Highly buffed (a) Black & White (e) Asbestos-Free (i)
Checkered floor (X)
I saw him as he looked at me
I said
"I COULD BE YOU, AND YOU COULD BE ME!"
I have found him, now I'll flog him
REVENGE
We've come tonight
REVENGE
"It's outta sight"
REVENGE
We've killed tonight
REVENGE
WE FLEW'ED THE KITE!